here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

ched i would never fight brooks

it was me, dio

this confirms my theory that jeff winger and I are the same person though


if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 


gotta love a southern belle!

stop giving me so many notifications for things I don’t care about like damn calm down you are not that important I don’t care if you think I don’t have enough friends or if someone I don’t even really like updated their status stop this nonsense please

doing my part to improve social media

Carnation, locust, magnolia

carnation: probably john darnielle but maybe also kanye they’re like equally as important to me (kanye tickets are more expensive tho)

locust: uh probably the hobbit for most of my childhood honestly

magnolia: I’m kinda big on like older candies honestly???? like the kind yr grandpa probably always eats. I really like those lil orange slice ones tho so probably that

Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?

I love the rain especially light rain but I hate being caught in really heavy rain bc it makes my hair look like shit and I’m always worried that it’s going to ruin my clothes


the thrilling saga continues

x, x


Daisy:  How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation:  If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine:  What color looks best on you?
foxglove:  Name three facts about your family?
Allium:  What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom:  If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily:  If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia:  Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip:  Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose:  Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil:  What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose:  Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia:  Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony:  What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip:  For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle:  Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus:  Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia:  Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy:  What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea:  Starbucks order?
Violet:  Do you like where you're from?
Locust:  What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron:  What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace:  Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia:  Favorite kind of candy?
Aster:  Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold:  Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia:  Do you like when it rains?
Azalea:  What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion:  Do you think you're important?